Today’s challenge comes from a reader who asked that we imagine that there’s a fundy television station coming to your town. What kind of shows might you expect to see featured?
Here are a few from the suggester to get you started:
The Big Bang Theory is A Lie
How I Met Your Mother At Bible College
Game of Platform Thrones
That 50’s Show
Rules of Courtship
House of Decision Cards
Larry Brown did this bit of performance theater at the 2011 Pastor’s School. It was heartwarming to see him try to update his act to include “the Internet” with some comments about “firewalls.”
The sexism in this entire act is palpable. You could definitely palp it.
NOTE: Tomorrow SFL will be participating in the SOPA Strike. Our regular nonsense will resume on Thursday.
Finally, we have some unintentional truth being spoken on Facebook. Apparently, fundamentalist adults have all the wisdom, discernment, emotional maturity, and spiritual fortitude of a small child. Anything not rated G is just too much for them to handle.
One has to wonder if they’ve ever read the Old Testament.