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Ordination
Jack Schaap: Insane Heretical Book Edition
Psalm 119:30 says, ‘I have chosen the way of truth: thy judgments have I laid before me.’ That word laid is a sexual term which literally means the same thing as a man laying with a woman. God was saying that God’s laws should be as intimate as a marriage partner in a sexual liason.
In the next verse, David gets more graphic. ‘I have stuck unto thy testimonies: O LORD, put me not to shame.’ That word stuck means ‘the act of a man entering his wife’; it is sexual intercourse. God says that the Word of God should be the Christian’s lover, and nothing should be closer to him than the Bible. The Words of God are supposed to be the most intimate lover of his life.”
– Dr. Jack Schaap, “Marriage: The Divine Intimacy“, p. 50.
This book is so bad that even his fellow fundies can’t deal with it…
You think Jack Schaap maybe has a few sexual hangups? Just throwing that out there as a possibility.
Answering The Big Questions
Next up, the urgent matter of Adam’s belly button…