I will say this for fundies, some of them have finally figure out how to stuff the same old crazy into much slicker packaging.
As a side note, any bio that starts out with “grew up in a good Christian home” is probably hiding something like “bachelor of divinity degree from his church’s Bible Institute” a few lines down.
This site has a little bit of everything. There’s even a Missionary Questionnaire!
Thanks to John for this one
If you are content to attend a church that not only reveres Jack Hyles but also actually bears the name, then I’m not sure there’s much anybody in this world can do for you.
Then again, if you church actually started with all the preaching being done by Jack via cassette tape, then I suppose it makes a sort of sense.
My favorite page on this site is the Teen Valentine Banquet which was themed as “A Night in Paradise.” Apparently, there’s a no touching rule in paradise.
There are fundies. Then there are crazy fundies. Then there are these kinds of fundies who even make most other fundamentalists a little nervous. They are Baptists “like John the Baptist, our Lord, His apostles, and many martyrs.” Well then.
Since it is the season don’t miss the front-page rant on Christmas as spiritual adultery.
Welcome to the website of Martin “Marty” Cook. Marty is real mensch as evidenced by his list of wins at the bottom of his home page including Over 5,000 professions of faith and a personal high bus attendance of 360. You can also peruse his list of favorite bus kids names, some poetry about bus kids, and Gospel magic that one would assume he performs for bus kids.
It was also from his links page that I learned about this cool new search engine named “Google.” I’ll definitely have to check that out.