Sam Gipp is no stranger to this site but it’s about time we made it official and featured his website o’ crazy as our Fundamentalist Website of the Week. Do enjoy the motivation posters and his plethora of books about the King James Version. Jesus is strangely absent.
There’s also an entire section of audio and video which you’ll do best to completely avoid if you have any love for either your eardrums or your sanity.
Enjoy!
We haven’t had a Fundy Website Of The Week recently but today’s is a doozy. My favorite part about the “Church Planters Baptist Preservation Camp Meeting Web Site” is that they reject the other Baptist flag and the Baptist Standard have come up with their own that is (if possible) even uglier than those other two fiascoes.
Then they wrote a pledge to go with it. Seriously.
We haven’t done one of these in a while but blessedhopebaptistchurch.net definitely makes the cut. When your bulletin lists the “missionary of the week” as Hephzibah House you know you’re in the presence of hardcore fundies. But when your site also advertises your pastor’s “life changing” books on The Seven Royal Laws of Courtship and Jesus’ Teenage Years, you know you’re in the presence of crazy hardcore fundy indeed.
Don’t miss the church History page with a list of all the church attendance records and the familiar story of how the current pastor inherited the job from his dad.
Thanks to Marie for passing this one along
Today’s pick is chocked full of fundy nuttiness from the very first page…and it only gets better from there. The advertisement to “contact me” about “boarding school” for your rebellious teen girl, the articles about “voices in your head” and “hip hop” are just too good to be missed.
I don’t know who Steven Blankenship is personally but if his website is any measure, he seems like one seriously disturbed fundy dude.
Thanks to Rob for passing this one along.
Today’s website pick is the The Center For Expository Preaching a place where you can get a real Bible college doctorate from a real Bible college no matter what your education level. It’s got super-low tuition, no books to purchase, and apparently has graduated at least two people.
If you’re too lazy to actually learn Expository preaching, however, you can just buy outlines from their online store. I do have to wonder what makes the difference between a $4.00 sermon and the $12.00 variety. Is there a money-back guarantee if the altars aren’t full?
As tempting as all this is, Old PU is still a better deal. We’re even going to get a mascot soon.