Today’s challenge is simple. Name one thing that you were taught against in fundyland and still feel a little guilty when you do even though you no longer really believe it’s wrong.
Be as creative as you like.
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Friday Challenge: Name That Scrawl!
David Kennedy passed along this picture of his old KJV with the names of many fundamentalist heroes signed inside the cover.
Today’s challenge is to look at the picture and see how many fundy hero names you can pick out. Some are very well known, others are more obscure.
Friday Challenge: Frighten a Fundy
In the spirit of the season, today’s challenge is to pick a Halloween costume that is specifically designed to be as frightening to fundamentalists as possible. Extra points will be awarded if you actually provide a photo, drawing, or MS Paint sketch of the costume in question.
(I’m personally coming as an in-context exegesis of I Thessalonians 5:22. Still haven’t exactly worked out the details of the costume design, though.)
Friday Challenge: Write A Fish Story
By request, this weeks challenge is to make up an evangelistic-style tall tale of fundamentalist proportions.
How many people can you get saved with one Chick Tract and half a page of Scripture torn from Ezekiel? What’s your crowning achievement in ministry? Exactly how big is your…Sunday School?
Let’s hear all about it!
Friday Challenge: Personals
Today’s challenge is to write a personal ad for looking for a spouse in fundyland. You can either describe yourself as you were back in the day, the perfect mate you thought you wanted, or the traits of someone you actually knew.
“SWM seeks dress-wearing pianist for ministry possibilities. Must possess own piano …”
(I would like to apologize in advance for the sidebar ads this is likely to generate)