The great Phil Kidd has a new ministry: Mixed Martial Arts Camp! Jesus may love you…but we’ll ground and pound you until you cry like a sinner on Tribulation Night at a prophecy conference.
During your stay you will be instructed in MMA fighting techniques…It is the mission of this camp to instill self confidence, discipline development, respect, and defense against confrontation…You will be given daily instructions in techniques by Mr. Tom Seigler. You will have plenty of time for practice on the mat and great Bible preaching in the evening by Dr. Kidd.
To be honest, I think I’d rather go head to head with Frankie Edgar than have to sit through Kidd’s preaching. What confuses me about this site, though, is that the video at the bottom contains both music with drums AND a woman clad in karate britches. Phil is slipping badly.
Its been lade on my hart to preach about the Royall Wedding. Every body all egsited becuse the King of Anglend is got merried amen. Amen the only Royall Wedding I care about is the Marrage Supper of the Lam amen.
I tell you what I watch that mess over there on TV amen and it made me sick. That dress waring queer preecher in a dress never preeched the wedding. I cant beleve any preecher have that many peeople lissening to him and not be preeching out of the KJB aganst sin and rong amen or give any alter call. He must been Calvanst or some such junk amen.
And lissen here its just wrong that a man like that can get merried just becuse hes a king but preecher boys all over this country cant find a wife in these last days amen. Amen Id rather be preeching in an old fashoned indapenant Fundmental Baptist church than be king amen. Amen back in the Revlutonary War the Baptist preechers rose up in this cuntry and preeched revival and run them libral Angelcans back cross the oshean. Amen. Our Founding Fathers was real preechers not like these panty wastes.
Whats rong these days is women are gone libral and dont care to take care of the preecher any more amen. They dont relize that the real man is the one that gets behind the pulpit and brings the KJB to the peeple amen. There priorties are all mess up and the harts are fall into the ditch like Jezbell and other harlots in the bible that sell there bodies for money amen by only merrying men with good jobs and walkin round like to bit hores waring tite pants and driving the boys in church out of there ever lovin minds amen. Preecher boys needing wifes dont need to see that junk amen and cant help that the peeple in the pews dont want to give the preecher dubble honer of their tiths and offrings amen. Amen preechers make sacrifises and amen these girls need to sacrifise little comfort and start marry some preecher boys amen!
Amen I herd that Osame got killed by Obama or maybe it was the other way round I cant keep all these Muslems strate in my head amen. That birth certifcate is fake amen. All these Demcrats want to do is rase taxes amen and give it to peeple on walfare. I hardly got anything back on my erned income credit this yeer amen becuse Obama and Pelosy took it all to by votes amen. Hes just covering his tracks and preparing the way for the One World Govment that is on its way soon amen. Theres wars all over the mid east and earthquakes in Japan and let me ask you are you reddy? Amen I am amen accept that I want to get merried. Pray for this preecher as the days grow dark that I will find a wife before the Rapture amen.
Sincerly,
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Evangelist Rev. Dr. Bro. Phil ARmenik
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Moats told his church for five years that he was a former SEAL, and even once wore the elite program’s gold Trident medal around town. He elaborated on that tale when his local paper contacted him last week as it was reporting a story about the rigors of SEAL training in the wake of the SEAL raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound.
Among other things, Moats said he was subjected to waterboarding when he trained at Little Creek Amphibious Base in Virginia Beach in 1971 and was assigned dishwashing duty for his bad attitude. “I had almost no discipline. I was as wild as they came. That was my nemesis,” he told the paper. “They weren’t looking for a guy who brags to everyone he is a SEAL. They wanted somebody who was ready but had an inner confidence and didn’t have a braggadocio attitude.”
Several former SEALs wrote into The Patriot-News casting doubt on the reverend’s account of his service.
One of the SEAL’s also added this:
“We deal with these guys all the time, especially the clergy. It’s amazing how many of the clergy are involved in those lies to build that flock up,” said retired SEAL Don Shipley. Shipley also speculated the waterboarding and kitchen details came from the action depicted in “Under Siege.”
So he not only lied and wore medals that he hadn’t earned but he also took his plot points from an R-rated movie that contained strong violence, language and brief nudity?
