After Fairhaven was featured in a poor light on CNN for their discipline practices they apparently thought that this would be a good way to relate to the community:
They’re lovely people, I’m sure.
Readers Submitted Photo: Cards From Fundies
Oh, how nice! A fundy friend has sent me a card! Hello, cute puppy.
Let’s look inside…
Oh, a plan of salvation insert? My friend knows I’ve been a Christian for 28 years now but I guess one can never be too careful. Let’s look at the rest of the card…
Wait, this is a Get Well card?? I feel so much better now! I guess a combo KJV1611 Promotion/Gospel Tract card really is good for any occasion.
If you too would like to bless the hearts of others in any season, check out KJVScriptureGreetings.com
Hero Worship: Jack Hyles’ Birthday 2011
Campusing Letter: Northeast Baptist Edition
Read this letter and try to guess what Chuck’s crime might have been…
If you guessed “driving an 18 year old fellow-student to the bus station so he could flee this Fundy U and go live with his brother (since the only reason that he was Fundy U to start with was that he was being force by threats of violence from his parents to attend)” then you’re right on the money.
Chuck, you’re a hero in my book. Well done.
Claiming Conspiracy
If all else fails, just claim that that Cathlicks are the ones behind whatever-it-is-you’re-against. That’s always an instant winner.