The doctrinal statement of Cornerstone Independent Baptist Church contains a very interesting first point:
Ethnocentric, much? How convenient that God has chosen the language that we speak anyway as the language to preserve the One True Bible. If he had chosen anything else the monolingual and xenophobic fundamentalist would be in serious trouble.
This gem was in the April issue of “BattleCry” to promote this book.
In other news Jesus also spoke English. And probably wore a tie.
If Independent Baptist Fundamentalism is true…
…every happy moment you’ve had since you left has been self-delusional.
…every moment you’ve not spent “soul winning” has effectively been wasted.
…every dollar you haven’t not tithed on has been stolen from God
…the majority of people reading their Bible today are being deluded by Satan’s perversion
…the majority of people who attended church this week were too.
…you’ll probably burn in hell. So will almost everybody you love along with 99% of the rest of the world.
Enjoy the rest of your day!
The following invitation showed up in my e-mail this week.
30 day Boot Camp for men 18 and over who want training for the times we live in, plus the power of GOD in their ministry and life. To be held at SABC Camp Grounds in Conroe, Texas on FM 1485 and Brown Rd. All men teaching and preaching will be approved by Pastor Danny Farley.
1 Must be at least 18
2 Must have permission from your pastor to attended
3 Cost 400.00 dollars per person
4 Space is limited
Included was a link that led me to this page:
Which features this very, very scary application.
This all leads me to wonder, what exactly goes on at this “boot camp”? Why is the website so completely devoid of any information? And why would anybody in their right mind attend it?
So…who is going to tell them that Ken Ham isn’t KJVO?
Separation is the absolute most important thing for a fundamentalist…except for when it isn’t.