I wonder if he realizes that printed books are a relatively new technology?
That verse about the “great men” is starting more and more to be used in the same breath as the one about “old paths.”
Top 10 Reasons Donald Trump is the Perfect Fundamentalist Candidate
10. He doesn’t like women very much.
9. Brown people bother him too.
8. He believes in suits so much he has his own line of them.
7. Wants to pay everybody the same way most fundies pay their staff.
6. He’s the undisputed king of the comb-over.
4. …almost as much as he loves building new buildings to glorify himself.
3. And man, does he know how to pack a pew.
2. He’s also got a great TV outreach program. (And knows how to fudge the numbers on it.)
1. He’s a rich and powerful white Republican. I mean…do you really need another reason?
Hiding
Looks like North Valley Baptist Church doesn’t like people knowing what is in its staff handbook:
What are they so afraid that people will find out?
Whatever it is, you can still feel free to read the entire thing right here.
“Practical” Performance
Joshua Harris (no apparent relation to this guy) is an ordained IFB evangelist out of Gospel Light Baptist in New Mexico.
When I saw that Josh had written a list of five practical ways to increase soul winning results I naturally thought that as someone who is a paid professional soul winner, he’d have some interesting insights.
Then I read the list.
Allow me to summarize:
1. Do it more often.
2. Do it to more people.
3. Do it more often.
4. Do it to more people.
5. Do it to more people (and a lot more often).
You’d think that a crowd of people who’s mandate is solely focused on scouring all of land and sea to make disciples would at least have developed some really good techniques for badgering, bullying, and buttonholing people into the kingdom.
But this? Even used car salesmen have better material than this.
Testimony Redux
(photo credit: reddit)
We don’t let our women wear pants, attend our neighbor’s Super Bowl Sunday party, or go to the movie theater in the name of “testimony.”
Settling accusations of non-payment with a guy driving a sign all over town? Hey, lets not get too crazy with things that cost actual money!