“In your opinion, which of the following items of female dress cause a real potential for lust?”
short skirts
tight skirts
slit skirts
long skirts with slits to the knees
sleeveless blouses
low cut blouses and dresses
tight blouses
sheer blouses
T-shirts
V-neck dresses
form-fitting jeans
looser-fitting pants
shorts
one piece bathing suits
and then comes my favorite part where he feels led of the spirit to mention that:
We included pedal pushers and capris in the original survey but most of the men did not know what they are, so it turned out that the comments on those items were too irrelevant to include in this book.
Pedal pushers? I’m surprised there wasn’t also a question on whether bustles give you boners.
I’m pretty sure that as eternal dwelling places go, if one of the two choices is being in your church services for all eternity that option isn’t heaven.
Can anything be left to say? Is there some point that hasn’t yet been made? Is there a topic that hasn’t explored for its meaning, explained for its wisdom, or exploited for its humor?
To the uninitiated this may seem like a mundane scene but to the trained eye there are so many details that spring out.
The old church school bus pulling in… (It’s only half full has someone been slacking?)
The pastor’s parking spot reserved… (“He’s busier than you, ma’am. Sorry about you being pregnant but you’ll need to walk in from the parking lot across the way.”)
His wife gets a spot too but her car isn’t a nice sedan but a 15 passenger van… (Joanne, Jebediah, Joshua, and where is Josiah!?? Your father headed over to the church 20 minutes ago and you know we can’t be late. Where is your tie, Jephthah? And do you all have your Bibles???”)
Perhaps I’m far from the mark. Perhaps not.
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