In the “us vs. them” world of fundamentalism anyone who is not a fundamentalist is eyed with a great deal of suspicion of not being a true believer. Narrow is the way and few non-Baptists there be that find it.
This distrust and general ignorance about other Christian denominations leads to the interesting situation of fundamentalists spending their time preaching to the converted. It goes something like this…
Fundy: “Hello, we’re here from Saved, Sanctified, Separated, and Suit-Wearing Baptist Church and we just wanted to know if you go to church anywhere.”
Presbyterian: “Well, yes I’m an elder at Westminster Presbyterian Church.”
F: “That’s great! So if you were to die today, where would you spend eternity?”
P: “I’d be with God for eternity.”
F “Are you sure about that? Belief in the Pope doesn’t save you, you know.”
P: “Uh…we don’t…”
F: “And what’s more you can know for sure that you are saved without worrying about losing it.”
P: “Well, being a Calvinist…”
F: “Oh, you’re a Calvinist! Well that doesn’t save you either!”
P: “I never said…”
F: “Have you ever asked Jesus to come into your heart?”
P: “That phrase has some serious theological issues there that…”
F: “Theology won’t get you into heaven either, my friend! Have you ever walked an aisle to a good old-fashioned altar?”
P: “We don’t really do that….”
This may continue until the Presbyterian in a fit of desperation invites the fundamentalist in to chat over a beer. All that remains is to watch the fundy shake the dust off his shoes and depart in search of someone easier to evangelize. Maybe they can find a Methodist…
