Among the reasons that I could never attend BJU is that I would just never stop giggling as I walked around campus.
Kent Hovind Update
Kent Hovind, famed creationist, tax fraudster, and felon has been released from prison. Here are my top 3 predictions for what comes next:
1. He’ll be on a speaking circuit almost immediately being paid handsomely to tell all about how he has suffered for the faith at the hands of the godless evolutionists in the IRS.
2. His sermons, books, and videos will continue to in no way represent reality on any topic you care to name. You can already see the way the narrative is shaping up in this interview.
3. He’ll be on his way back to jail within a decade. He’s just that kind of delusional.
Bathroom Sign Theology
I’m glad that Michelle over at Grace and Honor has given us her top 5 reasons she wears skirts mostly because it gives me a chance to pull this cartoon back out of mothballs:
But seriously. Her reasons boil down to this:
1. An obscure Old Testament Passage told us not to wear things that men wear. Then it told us not to mix fibers or eat shrimp.
2. It’s how they did it in the 50’s.
3. Bathroom Signs.
4. If you don’t then you’re a whoring whorey whore and the men-folks can’t be blamed for eyeballing you.
5. WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS JUST DO WHAT I TELL YOU.
I’m convinced. I’m off to buy a skirt.
Where Have All the Doctors Gone?
The lineup for the 2015 National Sword Conference is missing a little something:
Could it be that Shelton has actually had the grace to blush about promoting so many dubious doctorates? Or was it just an attempt to save money on ink?
Fightin’ Fundies
Sam Gipp had this to say about Steve Anderson:
And then Steve had this to say to Sam.
All of which leaves me feeling like I would have better spent the time watching this video on how to massage your possum.