Here’s a quiz that attempts to “cleverly” defend KJV-Onlyism by pointing out all the places where the NIV maybe sorta kinda does things somewhat wrong. Or at least does them different. And different is always wrong.
(Click on the image for the full quiz)
Any questions? You can visit Rex Cobb at the Sword Conference Booth A10
Today’s challenge is to dig back into your memories and recall the very worst jokes that you’ve heard from the mouths of pastors, evangelists, missionaries, and other random people who stood up to speak.
Here are a few to get us started…
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A pastor was preaching in a small country church and only one lone farmer showed up for Sunday Morning service.
“What should I do?” the pastor asked the farmer.
“Well, if it was feeding time and only one cow showed up, I reckon I’d still give him some hay,” the farmer replied.
So the preacher got up into the pulpit and preached from Leviticus for two-and-a-half hours. After he was done he again approached the farmer:
“What did you think?” he asked.
“Well…” said the farmer carefully, “if it was feeding time and only one cow showed up I don’t reckon I’d give him ALL the hay!”
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Q. Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
A. Knee-high-miah
(Riposte: No, it was Bildad the Shoe-height!)
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Q. What’s the most biblical car to drive?
A. A Honda. The apostles were all together in one Accord.
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A young pastor was pleased that every time he spoke an elderly lady would come by and tell him what “warm sermon” he had just given.
That is, until the senior pastor reminded him that “warm” just means “not so hot.”
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Ok, it’s open mic. Who’s next?
It was almost inevitable, I suppose, that Steven Anderson having taken up the cause of killing all gay people would then follow up by taking on The Jews.
A couple of things here:
1. Notice the increasingly professional quality of his videos. He’s come a long way from his first one-camera urine-laced rant. Somewhere he’s finding the money and backing to increase his outreach potential.
2. Notice what he does with his hand at 1:25 while denying that he’s a Hitler fan. I’m just saying.
Unless something changes this will likely be the last time I reference Steven Anderson on this blog. He’s jumped far off the IFB bandwagon into obvious cult territory. There will doubtless continue to an increasingly insane set of things being said by him and his followers but I’m tired of his particular brand of jackassery.
