I guess this church knows its audience. People who like:
1. The King James Version
2. Buildings with dirty siding
3. Words put on top of other words making both sets of words almost unreadable.
I guess this church knows its audience. People who like:
1. The King James Version
2. Buildings with dirty siding
3. Words put on top of other words making both sets of words almost unreadable.
They say that our sense of smell is most closely connected to our memory and I’m inclined to believe it when I find myself transported on the wings of some transient olfactory flight of fancy and I remember…
Hairspray, cold cereal, and the sweet disinfectant of thrift store suit jackets: getting ready for church before the sun comes up.
Ancient carpet, Pledge furniture, ink and paper of worn hymnal pages, and just a hit of the sour scent of guilt: any one of the church buildings from which I’ve come and long since gone.
Sawdust, pine boards, and summer evening sweat: the “Tabernacle” where camp meetings where held in in a wooded lot when I was a child.
The chemical tang of Elmer’s glue, laminated cardboard of stories and songs, and Kool-Aid served without irony: VBS.
The smell of weariness and expectation, the “foreign” and “exotic” smell of salsa in a casserole in the fellowship hall, the dust and oil of much-handled artifacts from the display tables: missions conference.
What of fundamentalism does your nose recall?
Two questions:
1. Is Marc making a distasteful joke about packing the tent beyond legal capacity and endangering kids or is he bragging because he honestly thinks it’s a good thing?
2. What does he hope to gain by tagging @stufffundieslik? Is he really that upset that he hasn’t been featured here in a while?
Update 1 @ 8:42: Distasteful joke it is!
This one is a staple of missions conferences and usually followed by a pastoral condemnation of how “easy” we all have it and how few people show up for visitation.
Extra points for the random key change 3:00 in.