Category Archives: Odds and Ends
Burning Out
O Fire of Love, O Flame Divine, Make Thy abode in me; Burn in my heart, burn evermore, Till I burn out for Thee. —
Fundamentalists love those lines by Eugene M. Harrison. After all, it’s better to burn out than rust out, amen?
The Christian soldier is never off duty for it was when David left the battle field that he fell into sin! Keep on the Firing Line! Any vacation that is not disguised as a short-terms missions trip is for liberals and apostates.
Work for the night is coming. Get up early and stay late. Give of your best to your fundamentalists masters. Put your heart and soul and strength into the work without a care for your health or sanity. (It’s not like you’ll have the insurance to cover either of those things anyway.)
Hurry up with painting the church, mowing the 37 acres of grass, cleaning all the bathrooms, and scrubbing the fellowship hall with a toothbrush — because you don’t want to be late for choir practice, visitation, and chaperoning that youth group all-nighter.
There is nothing more glorious than falling in the line of duty by dropping dead of a stress-induced heart attack at 43.
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More E-mail
It’s time again for….E-mails From Fundies!
you talk about how were so judgmental, this website is the apitamy of judgmental. you think we are crazy because we believe that the bible is the inspired word of God which it is, and because we try to separate ourselves. the bible says we are a peculiar people. we are not crazy. we know what we believe is right, and that Christ wants us to follow him and do what he asks of us. no matter where that takes us, yes there are fundies as u like to call us who listen to there flesh instead of God we arnt perfect. no one is. maybe you should quit making fun
Yes, we arnt perfect either but the difference is that we’re enjoying it immensely. To quote a well-known doctor: “It is fun to have fun. But you have to know how.”
Edit: But just to show I hold no hard feelings and in the spirit of helping everyone be a little better, I’ve fixed the grammar and punctuation so they’ll be a more effective communicator next time. It’s the least I can do.