If fundies found their fun in Fundy would Fundy fun be folly?
For Fundy fans of fundy fun fear Fundy fare too jolly
47 thoughts on “Fundy Fun”
Make wide the street. My phylacteries need room!
I claim first. Eat it, Pharisee!
Is it kosher? He’s not going to eat it if it’s not kosher.
natural casing? Check
All beef? Check and Check…
Eat it, McManus!
“I can’t enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening”
If one person is unsaved.. fun is prohibited, unless it’s of the pirate puppet variety
‘Zat the trail that goes all the way back to John the Baptist?
Seventh! Couldn’t be first because I was mixing up butter cookies.
Margarine was much more popular in the 50s, haymen? Old paths! Merica! None of that Frenchy butter for me!
Give me a couple of cookies, and I’ll say you’re first.
Notice how the hiker is fleeing Fundy trail. Perhaps because she wore jeans instead of sporty culottes for hiking.
This is all f’d up.
No, just the letter. not the associated word. But I couldn’t resist.
“F U !” 🙂
Fundy Trail? As in “Rabbit”?
Fun’s forsworn with fundy forcefulness.
Fun is filth in fundy fadness.
Fun found failing foregone foundations
Flies fitfully forth forever forsaken.
Facades of folly flail fitfully
Following fun’s fruitless finality.
Fine the forsaking of flatulent ******
For the fulfillment of faithful fruitfulness.
Flatness follows fun’s futility
Finding fun’s fatal finale.
Forward fare faultless fellowship!
Friendship feeds on feeling fanaticism!
Now THAT’S f’d up! 😆
F U 2 !
( those letters can stand for “Fundy University” or “Fundy Underwear” or “Fundy Untermenschen” … use you imagination
Notice the disembodied head, no hands, no feet. Surely that’s symbolic.
The missing right arm is a mere flesh wound!
Actually that is a picture Phil Kidd’s wife after she had to have her arm amputated after additional complications from the accident. But PRAISE GOD his hair, suit coat and Mont Blanc pen are exactly where they’re supposed to be.
Come hike the fundy trail.
It begins at the Romans road….do you know you are a sinner deserving Hell? Repent and say a prayer–confessing your sin and confessing Jesus as Lord.
Appropriate hiking clothes will be made available shortly after you enter the hiking trail.
On this trail you will see the beauty of God’s Creation–made in 6 days–but listen to the MoG trail guide or your eyes may wander and you could begin lusting over some of God’s creation…beware little eyes what you see….
Along the way your trusty MoG trail guide will keep you from the dangerous cliffs of compromise–warning you of the dangers of inappropriate clothing, inappropriate work for women, homosexuality, socialism, holly wood and other evils. Make sure you follow closely to the MoG assigned to you, less you fall into progressiveness, liberalism, or any type of creative thinking.
The beauty of this fundy trail is you don’t have to think for yourself and the deeper you go on the trail the harder it will be to get off the trail.
Hey! I live in New Brunswick and I’ve been on the Fundy trail more than once. We have the Bay of Fundy, the whole Fundy region, the Fundy Royal riding. I guess it never struck me that SFL readers would get a kick out of it.
Trivia time: Fundy comes from the French word “fendu” meaning split or divided. Is there any irony in fundies being known for splitting and dividing?
Dear Joel Hoyt:
The Almanites are coming for you. You didn’t mention Fundy National Park. For the uninitiated, Fundy Park is in Alma, N.B.
Christian Socialist
PS: Several aeons ago, I lived in NB and plan to return there in a week or so to visit friends and some family that settled there. I also knew several Hoyts, but they were Wesleyan, not Fundy.
hey, I’m also in NB and I’ll buy you an adult beverage when you get here if you want to share Fundy trail memories .
Dear RevKev:
That actually sounds quite feasible … You’ll know it’s me when I rattle your cage.
Blessings!
Christian Socialist
Did you know that the Bay of Fundy has something called a Tidal Bore? How appropriate is that!
John Hamblin? Is he the Tidal Bore in Fundy Bay?
“And the sign said, ‘Long-haired freaky people need not apply’…”
No facial hair or tattoos permitted either. I can’t go…. sob, sob….
So the fellow in the picture is hiking along in the opposite direction of the arrow, and he’s carrying a staff, or maybe a “Witness Stick.” Is there another message here?
I don’t think it’s a witness stick. I think it’s a polished shaft.
That isn’t an image I want stuck in my brain.
Hold on, lemme grab my aspirin.
Here’s some bleach for your eyes and brain
RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Needs another verse that employs the word “flatulance”
+1000
Notice how the image of the hiker is marching in the opposite direction of the arrow. He’s truly separate, going against the evil world system.
Fundy trail indeed.
Or maybe he’s just lost….
Fundy Trail? This way to Golden Corral, Luby’s, Ponderosa, Ryans!
I live about an hour from this trail and the beauty of the area bears no similarity to the ugliness of the Fundy trail that I experienced in my life.
How much fun, would a fun fundy have, if a fun fundy could have fun?
Why a Fundy that’s true will all fun eschew,
So the answer would be, “None!”
Yeah, that’s painting with a broad brush.
A fundy’s fun is like no other
Going door-knocking with a brother
Preaching on a major street
Dining out–“all you can eat”
Listening to Patch and friends
The joy of fundies hath no end
Scaring sinners out of hell
Running down the sawdust trail
Yelling, “Amen!” on a dime
Never looking at the time
Sporting 60 dollar suits
Gala in jumpers… ain’t that cute?
Giving tithes of all you own
Faith promise, love offerings. bus ministry, building fund, pastor’s birthday, pastor’s anniversary, pastor’s car, pastor’s books, pastor’s home pastor’s health insurance, pastor’s life insurance, pastor’s phone
And the list goes on and on
Fundy life is, O! So fun
If you’re the pastor or his son!
Gals in jumpers
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Make wide the street. My phylacteries need room!
I claim first. Eat it, Pharisee!
Is it kosher? He’s not going to eat it if it’s not kosher.
natural casing? Check
All beef? Check and Check…
Eat it, McManus!
“I can’t enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening”
If one person is unsaved.. fun is prohibited, unless it’s of the pirate puppet variety
‘Zat the trail that goes all the way back to John the Baptist?
Seventh! Couldn’t be first because I was mixing up butter cookies.
Margarine was much more popular in the 50s, haymen? Old paths! Merica! None of that Frenchy butter for me!
Give me a couple of cookies, and I’ll say you’re first.
Notice how the hiker is fleeing Fundy trail. Perhaps because she wore jeans instead of sporty culottes for hiking.
This is all f’d up.
No, just the letter. not the associated word. But I couldn’t resist.
“F U !” 🙂
Fundy Trail? As in “Rabbit”?
Fun’s forsworn with fundy forcefulness.
Fun is filth in fundy fadness.
Fun found failing foregone foundations
Flies fitfully forth forever forsaken.
Facades of folly flail fitfully
Following fun’s fruitless finality.
Fine the forsaking of flatulent ******
For the fulfillment of faithful fruitfulness.
Flatness follows fun’s futility
Finding fun’s fatal finale.
Forward fare faultless fellowship!
Friendship feeds on feeling fanaticism!
Now THAT’S f’d up! 😆
F U 2 !
( those letters can stand for “Fundy University” or “Fundy Underwear” or “Fundy Untermenschen” … use you imagination
Is the trail covered in blood?
No, the fellowship is filled with food.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trail_of_Blood
Notice the disembodied head, no hands, no feet. Surely that’s symbolic.
The missing right arm is a mere flesh wound!
Actually that is a picture Phil Kidd’s wife after she had to have her arm amputated after additional complications from the accident. But PRAISE GOD his hair, suit coat and Mont Blanc pen are exactly where they’re supposed to be.
Come hike the fundy trail.
It begins at the Romans road….do you know you are a sinner deserving Hell? Repent and say a prayer–confessing your sin and confessing Jesus as Lord.
Appropriate hiking clothes will be made available shortly after you enter the hiking trail.
On this trail you will see the beauty of God’s Creation–made in 6 days–but listen to the MoG trail guide or your eyes may wander and you could begin lusting over some of God’s creation…beware little eyes what you see….
Along the way your trusty MoG trail guide will keep you from the dangerous cliffs of compromise–warning you of the dangers of inappropriate clothing, inappropriate work for women, homosexuality, socialism, holly wood and other evils. Make sure you follow closely to the MoG assigned to you, less you fall into progressiveness, liberalism, or any type of creative thinking.
The beauty of this fundy trail is you don’t have to think for yourself and the deeper you go on the trail the harder it will be to get off the trail.
Hey! I live in New Brunswick and I’ve been on the Fundy trail more than once. We have the Bay of Fundy, the whole Fundy region, the Fundy Royal riding. I guess it never struck me that SFL readers would get a kick out of it.
Trivia time: Fundy comes from the French word “fendu” meaning split or divided. Is there any irony in fundies being known for splitting and dividing?
Dear Joel Hoyt:
The Almanites are coming for you. You didn’t mention Fundy National Park. For the uninitiated, Fundy Park is in Alma, N.B.
Christian Socialist
PS: Several aeons ago, I lived in NB and plan to return there in a week or so to visit friends and some family that settled there. I also knew several Hoyts, but they were Wesleyan, not Fundy.
hey, I’m also in NB and I’ll buy you an adult beverage when you get here if you want to share Fundy trail memories .
Dear RevKev:
That actually sounds quite feasible … You’ll know it’s me when I rattle your cage.
Blessings!
Christian Socialist
Did you know that the Bay of Fundy has something called a Tidal Bore? How appropriate is that!
John Hamblin? Is he the Tidal Bore in Fundy Bay?
“And the sign said, ‘Long-haired freaky people need not apply’…”
No facial hair or tattoos permitted either. I can’t go…. sob, sob….
So the fellow in the picture is hiking along in the opposite direction of the arrow, and he’s carrying a staff, or maybe a “Witness Stick.” Is there another message here?
I don’t think it’s a witness stick. I think it’s a polished shaft.
That isn’t an image I want stuck in my brain.
Hold on, lemme grab my aspirin.
Here’s some bleach for your eyes and brain
RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Needs another verse that employs the word “flatulance”
+1000
Notice how the image of the hiker is marching in the opposite direction of the arrow. He’s truly separate, going against the evil world system.
Fundy trail indeed.
Or maybe he’s just lost….
Fundy Trail? This way to Golden Corral, Luby’s, Ponderosa, Ryans!
I live about an hour from this trail and the beauty of the area bears no similarity to the ugliness of the Fundy trail that I experienced in my life.
How much fun, would a fun fundy have, if a fun fundy could have fun?
Why a Fundy that’s true will all fun eschew,
So the answer would be, “None!”
Yeah, that’s painting with a broad brush.
A fundy’s fun is like no other
Going door-knocking with a brother
Preaching on a major street
Dining out–“all you can eat”
Listening to Patch and friends
The joy of fundies hath no end
Scaring sinners out of hell
Running down the sawdust trail
Yelling, “Amen!” on a dime
Never looking at the time
Sporting 60 dollar suits
Gala in jumpers… ain’t that cute?
Giving tithes of all you own
Faith promise, love offerings. bus ministry, building fund, pastor’s birthday, pastor’s anniversary, pastor’s car, pastor’s books, pastor’s home pastor’s health insurance, pastor’s life insurance, pastor’s phone
And the list goes on and on
Fundy life is, O! So fun
If you’re the pastor or his son!
Gals in jumpers