Thinking about texting in church? Not on this fundamentalist preacher’s watch, amen?

[audio:http://www.stufffundieslike.com/audio/takeyourphone.mp3]

Um…dude? A lawyer may cost  $1000 but a call to the local constabulary is free. See also: the Eighth Commandment. Just something to think about.

(you can view video here – this segment starts at about 10:20)