If you are content to attend a church that not only reveres Jack Hyles but also actually bears the name, then I’m not sure there’s much anybody in this world can do for you.

Then again, if you church actually started with all the preaching being done by Jack via cassette tape, then I suppose it makes a sort of sense.

My favorite page on this site is the Teen Valentine Banquet which was themed as “A Night in Paradise.” Apparently, there’s a no touching rule in paradise.