Congratulations to Mark and Sara the winners of the two free digital downloads!
The winner have e-mails with download links. The rest of you can pay your own hard-earned simoleons.
Thanks to everybody who entered, followed, liked, and otherwise hung about looking shiftless.
I really couldn’t ask for a better birthday present than the upcoming release of Dark Dungeons: The Movie, a take-off on the Chick tract that infamously warns of the dangers of Dungeons & Dragons.
To enter to win one of the two free downloads I’m giving away you can sign up and follow social media stuff here:
If you don’t want to bother you can just go ahead and pre-order the movie here.
This guy is raising money to make Dark Dungeons, a movie based on the Chick tract of the same name. This thrilling tale demonstrates among other things that:
*Playing RPGs can make you gain real life magic abilities
*If you gain a high enough level you will be invited to join a secret cult
*Gamers whose characters die are in danger of committing suicide.
*That DM’s are vile temptresses that are out to corrupt their players to the forces of evil.
You must donate to this project immediately. Sell your futon! Pawn your balalaika! Rent out your basement to a traveling troupe of ululaters! Do whatever it takes to make sure this movie gets made. Donate today and you can even get your name in the credits!
Note: The guy making this movie is doing so to ultimately poke fun at the tract so please refrain from sending him hate mail or chinchillas. I really dig the sense of humor that is motivating this project.