for more fun and games check out the Missionary Questionnaire(PDF) wherein are important questions such as “When did the Church start in the New Testament?” There are, however, only seven slots for the missionary to list his children’s names which to me smacks of possible liberalism. Is seven really enough to fill a quiver full?
Most amazing of all is that according to their website they’ve actually found 50 missionaries who they are willing to support. Amazing.
We haven’t done a FWOTW in a while but this one was just too good (and by that I mean bad) to pass up.
akjbible.com is the home of BIBLE BAPTIST MINISTRIES and WELCOME BAPTIST CHURCH of Dallas, NC. Evidently, at Welcome Baptist the “welcome” only applies to people who use the KJV, like Confederate flags, and aren’t inter-racially married.
Enjoy!
Are you just discouraged about how little pastoral screaming there is at your youth rallies? Do you wish someone would really give the rebellious teens in your youth group the verbal bludgeoning they deserve? Check out this week’s selection: kjvteens4christ.com
Be sure to check out the video on why this group was started as well as the pages on standards, and the KJV.
For this and other great titles such as –
“Dressing for the Lord”
“Self-Esteem: Satan’s Most Harmful Tool”
“Ancient Landmarks (Devotions for Teens and Young Adults)”
Check out plainpathpublishers.com
If you happen to have any friends or relatives who are still fundamentalists it’s almost guaranteed that you’ve been blessed with their forwarded e-mails that inform you of lurking dangers and global conspiracies backed up by the finest new source known to man: worldnetdaily.com. Unlike the liberal mainstream press who only report on how evil Republicans are, worldnetdaily stands in the gap providing fundies and others of their political ilk the real inside scoop on why the CIA is monitoring your toilet paper usage or what really caused Mrs. Augustine Puddlemeyer to cry “Lord Have Mercy!” at 3:47 on Monday afternoon.
If it weren’t for worldnetdaily, there would be so much less material with which pastors could frighten their congregations during the monthly “19 Reasons Why I’m Stockpiling Ammunition Until Jesus Comes Back” sermon. And my e-mail inbox would certainly be a more empty.