6. Tonight is a celebration of evil. I know this because I wasn’t invited to anything due to how not evil I am. 5. Candy not used to lure children onto church buses is candy wasted. 4. Jesus never dressed up as anything but Jesus (and Jesus costumes are only allowed at Easter). 3. Satanists … Continue reading 6 Fundamental Facts for Halloween
artwork source unknown If you find this picture blasphemous, it’s time to check your fundy. Because, really, why wouldn’t Jesus go trick-or-treating?
(This is actually a fundy-lite church of the Word of Life variety for those of you who know what that is.)
Today marks Halloween, the only holiday of the year that fundamentalists hold in even lower regard than MLK or National No Pants Day. For on this day when people dress up in cheesy costumes and consume candy there is sure to be evil afoot. Just look at all the witches, and goblins, and monsters, and … Continue reading SFL Halloween Edition: Reality Confusion