Today’s challenge is to imagine that Chick tracts are now required to have the same kind of warning labels that cigarettes do. What would such a warning say?
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Today’s challenge is to imagine that Chick tracts are now required to have the same kind of warning labels that cigarettes do. What would such a warning say?
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Will cause fear of being seen naked on an eternal jumbo tron.
haw haw haw haw!!!!!
Warning: Contains no genuine salvation. Do not use as a substitute for the gospel. For more information, please consult the Holy Spirit via your nearest Bible.
My wife (grrrrr 👿 ) still places orders for boatloads of this crap. Warning should say: “Could cause your husband to snap bigtime.”
WARNING: Before you buy Chick Tracts, keep in mind that the only way to permanently dispose of them is to bury them in holy ground.
I’ve never seen more than a handful of these things (thank Heaven). At the Christian college I attended they were a source of considerable amusement.
Prolonged reading may seriously damage your faculty for sound reasoning.
Warning: reading this tract with any expectation of finding actual Biblical, scientific, eschatological, medical, historical, or sociological [add your own topic here]truth will result in your head exploding.
Dear Chick Tract Reader:
The content of this tract may lower your IQ. Extreme caution is advised.
Christian Socialist
Contains the message “God Hates.”