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Steven Anderson and Kent Hovind team up to make a movie? What could possibly go wrong??

And just to sweeten the deal director Paul Wittenberger also directed “What in the World are They Spraying?” One can only hope that whatever it was they were doing it against a wall while standing up.

And just when you think it can’t get any worse you find out that the reason for this video is that they want you to DONATE your money to making it. How could you possibly resist?

72 thoughts on “Making Movies”

      1. I won’t look a gift horse in the mouth Jess. I’m gettin old and slow so I take ’em however I can 😉 😆

    2. It had been a while since I made priority posting.

      Now as for “After the Tribulation” what can one say?
      I believe you can de-activate the Mark of the Beast chip if you can just get yourself Tazed. 😉

      kudos for the standing remark, very pithy. (pardon my lispth)

      1. Have to go back quite a ways. Go back to the “Good Ol’ Days… to the Olde Paths SFL before we could reply to individuals and had to keep up with the conversations by uing @(username). Ahhh, those were the days.

  2. My first thought was, “Just how many people do they think will actually watch this?!?!?” Then I remembered that it is hard NOT to watch the crazy, so yeah, they’ll probably get lots of viewers.

  4. LOL! Only Anderson would get hooked up with a guy who directed a movie called, “What are they spraying?” ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    P.S., Darrell, you need a smiley that is laughing harder than that one ^^^.

    1. I don’t know if “What In The Word Are They Spraying Anyway?” about chemtrails is what you are referring to, but I imagine it probably is. How many movies could have the same name as that? That movie, by the way, is an excellent documentary and one that should be given a double “thumbs up” by the movie critics. I didn’t take time yet to view the link to see what this new movie is about. All I know is that “What In The World Are They Spraying Anyway?” is an excellent movie which you all should see.

        1. Use 2 B, ok, you’re good. You got me! 😉 So of course I now have to ask the obligatory question: Are you a government troll sent out to put out this garbage propaganda on any site that mentions this movie?

          I have no idea why or what exactly chemtrails/contrails are supposed to do. I’ve heard everything from aluminum to make people less fertile to all sorts of interesting and crazy-sounding theories. Again, I don’t have even the slightest clue what or why they are spraying. That is the big question. But to be so stupid as to say the don’t exist and are just ice crystals because “we are flying more” is beyond excuse. That’s as stupid as saying we were attacked on September 11 because “Muslims hate our freedom to shop.” The only thing I do know for certain is that you are a complete tool and ignorant and naive beyond belief if you actually believe that chemtrails/contrails don’t exist. (Please pardon me if you are blind and using a text-to-speech computer and not be aware of the world around you.) But if you are not blind, then I can only conclude you are a propagandist whose job is to troll the blogs spreading false links and rumors such as you did. Or, you are perhaps the world’s most naive and gullible person who probably should not leave your house in the morning. I fear you may not even be smart enough to stay away from moving cars or giving your entire life savings to some guy who sends you an email saying he has a great investment opportunity in Nigeria, only if you respond in the next 10 minutes. I’m serious. We like to talk about how gullible and foolish the fundies are, but you don’t do us any favors by being just as foolish and gullible as believing that chemtrails/contrails don’t exist. Again, know one knows WHY or for WHAT PURPOSE they exist, but to deny their existence make you the dumbest ass who has ever posted here.

        2. Used 2 B, I hope you know I’m having a bit of fun with you. Of course I realize you are not that stupid. No one could be as ignorant as to actually believe that garbage site you linked us to. But in all seriousness, I do have to ask why? This is a fun board. Why do you government types have to come on here and start spreading your propaganda? Your Snopes-type propaganda sites are just foolish. Believe me, no one is that stupid as to believe your load of sheet. This site’s purpose isn’t for government types to come on here and spout off their garbage. I just ask a simple request of you that you either just go away, or only engage in the blog on your own time when you can actually be serious instead of when you’re working as a social media destabilizer. We are real people here and if you were to actually engage as a real person instead of your silly government persona you might actually get to like us! 😆

        3. Of course I believe in contrails. I see them all the time since I live near an AFB. They are merely condensed water vapor (if the air is cold enough, ice crystals) made from the exhaust of aircraft engines…nothing more, nothing less.

        5. Let’s just say I have some more pressing worries than the fact that there are lines of water droplets in the sky.

        6. Used To Be, you missed the whole point of the conversation. I hate to tell you this, but living near an AFB, you are probably hanging around military people and in that general ethos. Remember when John Kerry said something to the effect of good students go on to college and get an education and the ne’er-do-well, not so bright crowd goes into the military? Well, he was correct. You can’t even keep up in the conversation at its most basic level and that is sad. Hint: the previous posters were not talking about contrails. Contrails have been around since Kitty Hawk. Chemtrails are a completely different story because the air is being purposefully sprayed and inundated with something. That’s quite a bit different than contrails. If you would actually get some friends who went to college and not hang around your blue-collar redneck types, you might actually notice things other than NASCAR races and huntin’ season.

        7. Wow, Used-to-be, you certainly opened a can of worms with Sheila here. Apparently you are not allowed to have an opinion that’s different from hers.

          Sheila, is it possible you can make your case without insults and name-calling? You may have some valid points, but they are lost in your angry and condescending rhetoric. We’re all here because we left that sort of thing behind.

        9. Michelle M, you left your church because of chemtrails? Wow! That is quite possibly the saddest, yet at the same time funniest posts I have ever seen at this place!

      2. Oooh look – all the people who have Google Alerts set up on their favorite bits of conspiracy nonsense. Welcome! Conspiracy theories and extreme Christian fundamentalism make good companions – both require helping loads of cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias.

        Now here’s the $10,000 question. What happens if you’re hurtling naked into the sky at a speed equal to an eye’s twinkle, and you pass right thorough a chemtrail along the way? 😈

        1. HAHA Chris, I wondered at that. Glad you figured it out for me. and LOVE the million dollar question!

        2. First, if you don’t want to talk about this, then tell Darrel/Daryl not to make posts about it. He was the one who brought it up in the first place.

          Can we just all get this figured out once and for all and then move on to the next topic?

          Some people have mentioned that they are not worried about chemtrails. I am not either. I am also not worried about getting cancer because I try to eat right and I’m not worried about losing my job because I went to college and entered a good field. There’s a lot of things a person COULD worry about, but why? For some things, such as chemtrails, there’s nothing we can do about it anyway, so what’s the point in worrying about it? I don’t have the authority to go above the CIA’s head and tell them which operations they can and cannot perform. It’s like the wars in the Middle East. I don’t like Americans going into foreign countries and slaughtering innocent civilians, but there’s nothing I can do about it.

          I think some of you have misunderstood the posters. I didn’t see anyone telling us we need to worry about chemtrails. Why worry about somethign that we have absolutely no control over whatsoever?

          The big controversy in this thread is that some of our more naive, misguided, obsequious posters want to deny that chemtrails exist. THAT is the issue. No one’s saying that we need to worry about chemtrails. But we don’t need to be so naive that we have to deny that they exist. Denying that chemtrails exist is utterly stupid. I don’t think we should bury our head in the sand either. On the one hand we don’t need to worry about something we have no control over, but on the other hand, we look more foolish by denying something exists. Everyone knows chemtrails are being sprayed all the time. No one knows why it’s being done and what the results will be to long term exposure. Let’s just move on with our lives and not worry about it. But on the other hand, let’s not be so gullible that we appear foolish and naive by denying their existence. Denying their existence makes us look even more stupid and naive than the fundies that we always make fun of.

  5. “One can only hope that whatever it was they were doing it against a while while standing up.”

    I think Steven Anderson would insist on a wall… just pointing this out. :mrgreen:

  6. Never good when a highlight of the movie is “Exclusive telephone interview with Kent Hovind from prison”!!

  9. Oh My. They are really making this? Uffdah is an understatement. I was thinking about Hovind’s prison sentence as well. When does he get out and what is “What In The World Are They Spraying?” Is it about that Sermon on about peeing standing up? They made a movie out of that?! 😯

  11. read the other day, Hovind has 5 years left of a 10 year sentence.

    Umm, how can a fundy who preaches against movies…make a movie?

  12. (The Fundy Mannogid mounts the sacred pulpit, takes his watch off (which means absolutely nothing), and gets ready to let’rrr rip.)

    I know this wonderful, gidly, honest and true creation evangelist who was unjustly accused, tried, and convicted in a farce of a trial…all because the Gov’t wanted to silence his messages about creation. Yes, just like the Apostle Paul, my dear friend Dr. Hovind was martyred to a long prison sentence by those who wish to keep him quiet.

    But he will not be quieted…Oh no! Aaay-men! He has friends and supporters on the outsi…ahem….in churches all over the country who will continue to take up his fight for good gidly science and history.

    He is collaborating with a young preacher… Another mannogid, with a spotless testimony, who is good with technology. He is familiar with Youtube, forums, tazers, fancy cameras – all that stuff – and he is gonna make a movie to the glory of Gid! He has a big following of folks online who eagerly enjoy listening to his video wisdom. For a preacher of such a small church Steve really knows how to draw a crowd on Youtube!

    Even our federal authorities are intimidated by him, and it is believed they download and save his sermons. Yup, it sure stands to reason why Dr. Hovind and Pastor Steve are collaborating on this project, for they both know what it is like to be abused by the heel (and tazer) of our anti-Christian government!

    This movie is so necessary in these last days, my friends. Some people need to be scared straight by Gid’s outpouring of wrath upon those who have not made decisions for him – especially those fake Christians who listen to the debil’s music, whose women crossdress by wearing britches (shout out from crowd: Park it thar, preacher!!!), who deny the King James Bible – those liberals who gid will spew outta his mouth!!! Without this movie project more people will burn in hell! You don’t want that on your conscience when you could have taken action to get the truth into their hands, do you?

    Now, brothers, when you see a need take the lead. As I have always said, “Gid shovels it in, I shovel it out. Gid shovels it in, and I shovel it out…But Gid has a bigger shovel!”

    I’m a believer in Faith Promise Giving. How can your giving be of faith if you already have the money in your account? In Hebrews, my King James Bibles says, “Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.”

    You must show your love of Gid by stepping out in faith and giving what you don’t have – what you can’t see. That, my friends, is real faith!

    You can’t have confidence in your savings account or retirement fund. The Bible tells us to “But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal”. Don’t let those bankers steal your money – invest it in the kingdom! Invest in this movie! They are gonna need a lot of money…not thousands…not tens of thousands…but hundreds of thousands of money to make this important movie. But the success of this project will take sacrifice…

    I will be preaching about giving to this project during the next 10 weeks. We are not gonna pressure nobody into giving. Far from it. We will ask you to keep the project and these mennogawd in prayer and then just do what gid puts on your heart.

    We are going to have our special singers come up during the invitation and sing a song about giving our all to gid – how that takes real sacrifice. But before that, Mr. Murdoch is going to give a brief testimony about how gid has led him to give of his treasure.

    (Mr. Murdoch, a local sheriff deputy, shares about how he has been led to donate a million dollars to the work of gid during his lifetime.)

    (Pastor returns to the pulpit briefly)

    What a goal!!1!!1! Oh, if only every Christian loved gid so much and placed him first in their lives! What amazing things we could do here.

    Now lets hear our special singers:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jOIyUGXy-0&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLEC97B54BDA623AE9

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    1. Really. You know you are crazy when Steve Anderson is not separated enough for your cul….er church.

        1. I think it could work both ways:

          Just imagine how desperate Steven Anderson is that he has to reach out to Hovind to appear relevant in IFB circles.

  15. “$10,000 and higher donation will receive a “co-executive producer” credit and recieve 10 copies of the DVD.”

    oh to have this credit on my resumé!

    1. Because just IMAGINE the doors it would open for you! If you can do so, that is, without getting a fit of the jitters… 😯

  16. Loonies are never quite as loony as when they talk about eschatology.

    I also love the concerned, ponderous look on Anderson’s face during the shots of him listening to Hovind on the phone. From jail.

  17. also, when did stephen anderson start preaching in front of so many people?? there’s at least 5 heads there, whereas before the camera was always placed so that you couldn’t see how empty the room was.

    and i guess he’s talking to Hovind speakerphone-style on a cell because dude is still in prison?

    1. I could not understand Hovind either. I would assume he is no longer pre-trib, since he said he now disagrees with most fundies.

    2. Anderson posted this to the FFF:

      “Kent Hovind believed/preached the pre-trib rapture for 38 years (that’s what most IFB’s believe), but about 3 years ago as he was studying his Bible in prison, he realized that the Bible clearly teaches a post-trib rapture. Hopefully he will be able to wake up his fans who still believe in a pre-trib rapture.”

    1. That premise is much more interesting (& relevant *ducks head to avoid rotten fruit*) than another pre-trib vs. post-trib debate. 😎

      1. I was wondering how a duck’s head would help you avoid rotten fruit. Then I realized that “ducks” in the sentence above is a verb, not an adjective.

        Sigh. I used to be able to read.

  20. I used to like Hovind….quit when he started talking the crazy government conspiracy nonsense – like that the “contrails” in the sky (during the period when all planes were grounded after 9/11) was the gov’t spraying us with mind control chemicals or something…

    1. Isn’t is strange how conspiracy theorists get so sucked in to their own theories? They go just a little bit mad and eventually do get in trouble with the government.

    2. I had no idea that he said that chemtrails were being made in that very short time period when all planes were grounded. What was it, about 5 days or so that the grounding lasted? If that is true, then we know for sure that the chemtrails controversy is up to no good, since they were the only planes in the whole USA allowed to fly during those 5 days.

      Thanks for the info, Pastor Billy. You just proved that chemtrails are even worse than we thought, if what you say is true. The only thing I know is that chemtrails are constantly being sprayed and I can hardly go 2 days without seeing them.

    3. Pastor Billy, I totally agree with you that the government was ridiculous to have kept on spraying during those 5 days when all planes were supposed to have been grounded. You’d think the people in the CIA or whoever is in control of this program would have had enough brains to lay off during the grounding period. You are the first person who’s told me that they kept right on spraying during those 5 days. Even a 1st grader could have told them that spraying during that time period would have given them away. Wow, talk about government inefficiency! In any even, as I said in my previous post, the one thing we all know is that they have continued the spraying even after that grounding period and you can hardly go more than 2 days without seeing them.

  21. Honey, there’s two shows playing at the campus “ALL LIGHTS ON” theater. Do you wanna see “Batchristian” or “After the Tribulation”? Yeah… I’m with you.

  22. Hovind has adopted the “Pre-Wrath Rapture” view which states that the rapture of the church takes place very near the end of the 7 year tribulation period just before the wrath of God is poured out upon the Earth and its inhabitants.

    prewrathmedia.com

    1. well, dang Kent won’t even be able to apply for the job in the Help Wanted posting then.

      The Great tribulation is not God pouring out his wrath.

      🙄

    2. well, dang, Kent won’t even be able to apply for the job in the Help Wanted posting then.

      The Great tribulation is not God pouring out his wrath.

      🙄

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