492 thoughts on “Friday Challenge: Movie Titles”

1. Pastor White and the 7 sinners

2. the truth about catholics and dogs

3. “The Secret Garden Where You’re Not Allowed to Walk on the Grass”

   1. I get it. LOL

4. Rightly Dividing The Thin Red Line

   Any Given Sunday You Need To Be In Church

   Gidzilla

   1. Is this a record for the earliest 2nd page? Wow.

   2. I think we are gonna have a ton of much shorter than usual pages today

      1. And I forgot to mention, in regards to the second page……1st!

5. king james and the giant print

   1. Had to think hard, but got the Dahl ref

      like!

6. The 39 Steps to the Altar

   The Bishop’s Wife Isn’t Really a Christian Because She’s Not IFB

   (the)Miracle on 34th Street is a Demonic Illusion

   Bill and Ted’s Excellent Bus Ministry Adventure

7. The Graduate with a worthless Fundy U degree
   The Graduate, MRS version
   Raiders of the Lost and Dying Neighborhood
   The MOGodfather
   All About Eve: How women are more sinful than men
   2001: We Got the Rapture Wrong
   Guess Who’s Coming to Sunday Dinner

8. Bible College Confidential

9. speaking of the Beatles:

   a hard day’s watchnight
   help!meet

10. 10,000 BC (subtitled: The early Baptists, or Adam the Baptist)

11. Working Girl: A Clear Violation of the Appropriate Chain of Authority

12. “Harold and Kumar Go to The Wilds”

    1. I would so see this movie!

    2. I literally spat my water onto my work computer on this one. Wow. That’s awesome.

    3. I’m gonna fandango this one!

13. Any Given Friday Darrell Posts A Challenge So He Makes Us Do All The Work. 😆

14. Of course movie taglines could be fundied up as well:

    Gladiator
    He rebelled against authority so God killed him.

    Braveheart
    He rebelled against authority so God killed him.

    Spartacus
    He rebelled against authority so God killed him.

    1. Ah, yes, the ever-famous “He-rebelled-against- authority-so-God-killed-him” Trilogy! They are available as a boxed set complete with commentary by Jack Schapp.

    2. Perfect.

15. A soul-winning super hero movie: 10,000 Doors an Hour

16. Jackass

    No need to change the title, just the plot. Instead of seeing goofy guys getting hit in the family jewels with a dead fish, we get to see sinners getting hit over the head with a wide margin KJV.

17. okay- my “submit” button is showing me no love, so i’ll try these again:

    a hard day’s watchnight
    help!meet

18. The Passion of the Christ Wasn’t Enough for Your Santification So You Better Act Right.

19. Inglorious Pastors.

    1. FTW! +10

    2. Excellent Work! I was trying to figure something to do with that title!

    3. oh yeah, great one!

20. The Mummy’s Unfortunate Word Choice

    Indiana Jones and the Crystal Cathedral

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for Christ

    1. Don’t forget Indiana Jones and the Cozzadale Baptist Temple of Doom

       1. Excellent!

21. Master & Commander, the story of an IFB Preacher

    1. How about Pastor & Commander?

       1. Even better

22. Leaving Las Vegas for Pensacola

23. Hell by HellWest (where you’ll be going if you don’t obey the Pastor)

24. There’s Something About Mary Kay

25. Preach Angry (from the Nick Cage movie “Drive Angry”)

26. Back to the DOM

    Around the campus in a daze

    Malice in the DOW

27. Screamer on the Roof

    1. Should’ve gone with (White?) Pianist on the Roof…

28. Pastorman: The Legend of Jack Hyles

29. Lost in Translation (why the Greek manuscripts are wrong, and the KJV is correct)

    1. +10 😀

30. PCU (maybe the story of PCC’s moral stand against being a U?)

31. The Pulpit List (what Pastor wants you to do this week)

    1. Or the list of things pastor wants you to do before you die from exhaustion, or have a mental/emotional breakdown.

32. “Bitter Grapes of Wrath”

    1. UNFERMENTED Grapes of Wrath! 🙂

       1. + 1 hahaha

33. Do The Fundy Thing

34. Wickedness and the City (Sex and the City)
    The Homeschool Diaries (The Princess Diaries)
    The Devil Causes Women to Wear Pants (The Devil Wears Prada)
    Confessions of a Fundamentalist Teenager (Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen)
    Twenty-One and Still Must Do Everything I Say (Thirteen)

35. The Man With the Golden KJV

    Dr. No–A Biography of Jack Schaap

36. Dances with Wolves who read the NIV
    A League of our Own (no change needed for this title)
    Other People’s Money (no change needed here either)
    Little Women Preachers (a horror film)
    MOG’s and Monsters (the latter are the liberal so-called preachers)
    The Untouchables (MOG)

    1. “League” should say “only a little change needed”

37. Creation Science Theater 3000

    1. 😳 😳 😳 TV show. My bad!

       1. But good nonetheless. Who would be the commentators for this?

          1. Ken Ham for one.

          2. David Grice?

    2. All good. They had a movie that went to theaters in, I think, 1997.

38. A Pretty Woman wears skirts

    1. below knee length

39. 27 Jumpers
    Finding Fundyland
    Dr. Jones’s Diary
    Dr. Jones’s Diary, The Edge of Insanity
    Only ancient Music and Lyrics
    The Devil Wears Suits
    Sweet Home Alabama, Dr Bob Sr edition
    Pastor____, Mall Cop

    1. Just saw this! Dr. Jones’ Diary series! LOVE IT!

40. Pastor Cassidy and the NoDance Kid

41. 2 Girls 1 Communion Cup 😯

    1. I’m trying so hard not to laugh out loud at work. This one is hysterical!

    2. wow, you’re really digging deep there.

    3. eeeeeeewwwwwwwww

42. The Smartest Guys in the Auditorium

43. One Flew Over the Baptist Nest

44. Someone used the Breakfast Club, but can also do:

    (Prayer) Breakfast @ the Church Basement

45. The Wizard of God (wait, that was a Voyle Glover book wasn’t it…I’d love to see the movie)

    Unforgiven (no need to change the title)

    Driving Miss Daisy on the Senior Saints Bus Route

    The Silence of the Gullible Sheep

    Shettler’s List

    The Departed (are not Right with God)

    No Country for Young Men with Opinions

    The Sound of Music (can get you expelled)

    1. I was trying to find something for Schindler’s List, and this “Schettler’s List” is PERFECTION!

46. Married to the Bob
    Fargo needs a ministry team
    The Lord of the Kings
    I got Andy Warhol Saved
    Psycho Beach Revival

47. The Preacher Who Knew Too Little

48. “The Man of God” where Dorothy is a sweet little IFB girl and she’s off to see “the man of God, because…. because…. because…. becaaaussssssse… because of the wonderful things he does!”

    On a side note, she defeats the evil witch of rebellion and befriends the “outcasts” along her journey. Which, of course is what every good, clean, upright, fundy, child of gid should do!

    1. argh! 👿 now I have that song running through my head with the words “We’re off to see the manogod, the wonderful man-o’-god…” Help!!!! Brain bleach, PLEASE! 😯

49. I wonder how many posters are Googling movie titles right now?

    1. I’m using Netflix, but sometimes I use old twitter hashtags for ideas too.

    2. The top 100, at least.

    3. I went to the Wiki stub on Academy Awards and tried to use some of the winners for mine. 😆

    4. I’m just sitting here waiting for movie titles to come to mind and then tweaking them to fit.

50. Band of Baptists

    1. Love it, but that band is easily broken over any minor complaint. Maybe “very loosely bonded” band of baptists? 🙂

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