Is your preaching powerless? Are your sermons stillborn? Do your rabid rants require rejuvenation?
Never fear! For only $150, you can attend the Alliteration Institute!
Their goal is “to offer timely resources that will benefit those looking to become better at “Alliterated Sermon Design†and hopefully you will quickly see that we diligently achieve this goal.”
These courses have been crafted by master alliterator Donald Cantrell himself who not only studied at Tennessee Temple University and Covington Theological Institute but also just recently received his “Doctorate in Expository Alliterated Preaching†from CFEBP.
It’s amazing that we live in an age where technology can make such resources so easily available.
I’m just so amazed that he can alliterate for any circumstance! I wonder if he works at a thesaurus company.
Still using the 1990’s graphics on the homepage for CFEBP, I see. Good to know that we can always go back to comfortable…
This is real? I thought it was a joke.
How can you take him seriously when his name is Donald, his wife’s name is Denise, and he blows an easy opportunity by naming his daughter Whitney? (Why not Daphne, or Dawn?) Some Alliterator he is.
The Alliteration Institute is, without hyperbole, the most awesome thing that I have ever heard of in the history of everything. I need to find a way to convince the help-meat that this is a good way to spend $150.
Just when you thought you’d seen everything: wow. Words fail me on this one.
Then there’s the sermon on “Old Mother Hubbard”
Let us look at:
I. Where She Went
II. Why She Went There
III. What She Found When She Got There
http://inthestreets.org/index.html
This website is just as bad….
Really Brandon? Care to explain?
All 16 navigation items of this website are alliterated: http://tbcmurfreesboro.com/
Don’t use boring, understandable terms like “Home”, change it to “Our Primary Page”! Ding, ding.. double score!!!
Shouldn’t that be the Alliteration Academy?
That would be an assonance, not an alliteration. 😉
What wonderfully whimsical words of wisdom would we weave when we wander within this website? …. Awe-struck, Awe-inspiring, Aw-ful